Thursday, December 27, 2012

Best Pinoy Jokes of 2012


BEGGAR : Please give alms to poor me, can I have a piece of cake ?
BAKERY Owner : A choosy beggar, here, a pan de-sal . Gusto mo pa cake ha?
BEGGAR : I would prefer cake because its my birthday today.

SON : Dad, take care, they sometimes go wayward. Beware of those DUMB TRUCKS…!
Daddy : Son, What do you mean, dumb trucks?
SON : Dad, those that carry large, heavy  cargoes, with ten wheels…!
DADDY : Son, Those are not dumb truck, you call them …TEN MILLER.

BOY : Lahat ng ginagawa ko mali, I am not a good son to you, hindi nyo ako mahal …!!
FATHER : Anak, Nagkakamali ka doon..!
BOY : Oh tamo na ! Mali na naman ako!!!

NANAY : Naku itong anak ko, Ang lakas mo kumain pero di mautusan…!
ANAK : Kapag yung alagang baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa kayo, Sino ba talaga ang anak nyo?

BOYFRIEND : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo!
GIRLFRIEND : Sige, clue naman…
BOYFRIEND : Kailangan ito ng leeg mo…
GIRLFFRIEND : Kwintas?
BOYFRIEND : Hindi, …Panghilod ! !

JUDGE : Ano ba talaga nangyari ha?
NASASAKDAL : (Hindi nagsasalita’)
JUDGE ; Sumagot ka na sa tanong…
NASASAKDAL : Naku! Akala ko eh hearing lang to. Bakit may speaking ?

FROG : Oh my fairy, …What does my future hold?
FAIRY : You’ll meet someone who wants to know you, …everything about you.
FROG : Yeah, …Great! …Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY : No, …in Biology class.

NANAY : Mga anak, alam ba ninyo na bawa’t butil ng palay ay nagmula sa pagod at pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA’ : eeeewwwwww! ! !

DUKTOR : Umubo ka!
PEDRO : Ubho! Ubho! Ubho!
DUKTOR : Ubo pa!
PEDRO : Ubho! Ubho! Ubho!
DUKTOR : Okay….
PEDRO : Ano po sakit ko doc ?
DUKTOR : . . .Ubo, . . .May ubo ka….

NANAY : Ang Ten Commandments ay ang sampung utos ng Diyos…
ANAK : Mas makapangyarihan po’ pala kayo kesa sa Diyos, nay !
NANAY : Bakit naman anak?
ANAK : Mas marami po’ kayong utos sa akin eh….


PEDRO Batumbakal : Ako, natapos ko ay education, ang tawag sa akin ay SIR Batumbakal…
TEOFILO Calma : Ako ay abogasya, ang tawag sa akin ay ATTORNEY Calma…
PAMFILO Dokturan : ako, nakatapos ng medicine, ang tawag sa akin ay DOCTOR Dokturan…

MEKANIKO : Sir, hindi ko po’ naayos ang preno ng kotse eh…
CUSTOMER : Ha?! Paano iyan?
MEKANIKO : Nilakasan ko na lang po’ ang busina! Happy trip na lang po’!

BOY : Tulungan nyo naman ako sa homework ko, …Find the least common denominator.
DAD : Ha? Aba’y grade three pa lang ako eh hinahanap na yan ah! Aba’y di pa ba nila nakikita?

Anong sinasabi ng alupihan nang makasalubong niya ang isa pang centipede ?
Uy brother! …Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! … …

TITSER : Bakit late ka Edong ?
EDONG : Nahulog ho kasi yung 500 peso bill nung mama’…
TITSER : At tinulungan mong maghanap ?
EDONG : Hindi po’…Tinapakan ko lang po’ hanggang umalis siya, …kaya po ako late.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Torque NEW DROIDZ series smartphones

I just read from Yugatech that Torque has just announced their new series of dual-core dual-SIM Android smartphones called DROIDZ, sporting displays from 4 inches to a massive 6 inches.


Torque DROIDZ Atom

Torque DROIDZ Atom specs:
4.0-inch display @ 800×480 pixels
Mediatek MT6577 1GHz dual-core processor
512MB RAM
4GB internal storage
up to 32GB via microSD
Dual-SIM, dual-standby, quad-band
HSDPA 7.2Mbps/HSUPA 5.76 Mbps
3.5G HSDPA 850/900/1900/2100MHZ
WiFi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth 2.0
GPS with aGPS support
FM Radio tuner
5MP rear camera with LED flash
VGA front-facing camera
Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich

Torque DROIDZ Blast
 Torque DROIDZ Blast specs:
4.7-inch display @ 960×540 pixels
Mediatek MT6577 1GHz dual-core processor
512MB RAM
4GB internal storage
up to 32GB via microSD
Dual-SIM, dual-standby, quad-band
HSDPA 7.2Mbps/HSUPA 5.76 Mbps
3.5G HSDPA 850/900/1900/2100MHZ
WiFi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth 2.0
GPS with aGPS support
FM Radio tuner
8MP rear camera with LED flash
VGA front-facing camera
Android 4.1 Jellybean

Torque DROIDZ Motion
 Torque DROIDZ Motion specs:
5.3-inch display @ 960×540 pixels
Mediatek MT6577 1GHz dual-core processor
512MB RAM
4GB internal storage
up to 32GB via microSD
Dual-SIM, dual-standby, quad-band
HSDPA 7.2Mbps/HSUPA 5.76 Mbps
3.5G HSDPA 850/900/1900/2100MHZ
WiFi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth 2.0
GPS with aGPS support
FM Radio tuner
Mobile TV
micro-HDMI port
8MP rear camera with LED flash
VGA front-facing camera
Android 4.1 Jellybean

Torque DROIDZ Life

Torque DROIDZ Life specs:
6.0inch display @ 854×480 pixels
Mediatek MT6577 1GHz dual-core processor
512MB RAM
4GB internal storage
up to 32GB via microSD
Dual-SIM, dual-standby, quad-band
HSDPA 7.2Mbps/HSUPA 5.76 Mbps
3.5G HSDPA 850/900/1900/2100MHZ
WiFi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth 2.0
GPS with aGPS support
FM Radio tuner
8MP rear camera with LED flash
VGA front-facing camera
Android 4.1 Jellybean

The DROIDZ smartphones run a customized version of Android that uses Torque’s DROIDZ Flex Technology which enhances the graphics processing powers of the handsets. 

What I like about these new smartphones is that they have dual-core processors, dual-Sim and have at-least 5MP camera with flash. They also have Android Ice Cream Sandwich or Jellybean OS. If i would choose, I prefer the Droidz Blast because it is not to big and already has 8MP camera just like the other 2. What i don't like about them is the 512MB of RAM, it would be much better if it has 1GB or more. There is no specific price yet for each smartphone but all of them will be price below P10,000. They are scheduled to be launch in January of 2013.

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Saturday, December 8, 2012

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